Sounds like a little Drama Queen...er King
Poor you, though! It is so scary.
Chloe fell off the side of my freakin' bed!!! And it's an extra-high bed. Ugh!! I thought she almost died.
She was sitting on the edge of the bed waiting for me to play & she went to sratch her head & just flopped backwards! Scared the bejesus out of me, but when I screamed & went to grab her & make sure she was alive she was looking at me like "Whoa! Can I do that again!??!?!?

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Boy oh boy. I almost went into cardiac arrest. Little fart...