A blind man finds his way to a barstool and
orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you
should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman
with a black belt in karate
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and
is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to yo ur right is a blonde and is
a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you
really wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his
head, and declares, "Nah..... ..... Not if I'm
gonna have to explain it five times."
