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Old 03-22-2007, 08:04 AM   #11
mistyinca
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Originally Posted by red98vett View Post
Oh oh....Bella obviously didn't read #8 of the YORKIE RULES

1. I will not play tug of war with Mommie's panties when she is on the toilet.
2. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff
3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
4. "Kitty Litter Crunchies" are not food.
5. I will not eat other dogs poop.
6. I will not lick human faces after failing pledge #4 or 5.
7. I will not eat the disposable diapers.
8. I will not chew on crayons, especially red ones or Mommie will think I'm hemorraging.
9. We do not have a doorbell and I will not bark everytime I hear one on TV.
10. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches for Mommie's driver's license
LOL!!! I've never seen this one before. I love it! I'm printing it up and framing it. This needs to be toll painted on a plaque!
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