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Old 03-22-2007, 07:10 AM   #8
TammyJM
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Originally Posted by red98vett View Post
Oh oh....Bella obviously didn't read #8 of the YORKIE RULES

1. I will not play tug of war with Mommie's panties when she is on the toilet.
2. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff
3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
4. "Kitty Litter Crunchies" are not food.
5. I will not eat other dogs poop.
6. I will not lick human faces after failing pledge #4 or 5.
7. I will not eat the disposable diapers.
8. I will not chew on crayons, especially red ones or Mommie will think I'm hemorraging.
9. We do not have a doorbell and I will not bark everytime I hear one on TV.
10. I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches for Mommie's driver's license

LOL!!! I love it...must print these rules out and show to my dogs. Because mine are guilty of breaking several of them. If crayons were bad for dogs, mine would be in serious trouble. My 2 year old son lovessssssss making a game of throwing crayons and seeing whether mommy or one of the dogs will get to it first. I have to say, those 4 leggeds can move so I have been beat to the crayons more than once!

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