You guys have it all wrong!

These are the makings of a perfect southern meal (or two or three...)
-fried sausage, rice and tomato gravy - mixed together with some onions and garlic
-turnip greens & hamhocks - with the roots in there, too - gotta have those
-fried catfish or those little tiny brim - about the size of a baby's hand - with some hashbrowns from real potatoes
-strawberries, pond berries and blueberries fresh from the garden with some sugar mixed in
-sweet iced tea - never could find that when we went to new jersey - don't know what's wrong with those folks up there
Go ahead and cook that and everyone will be happy....