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Old 02-22-2008, 03:30 PM   #1
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I just posted this in the breeders section but I thought the show people would really get a kick out of it!

Why Show People End up Broke

The Most Expensive Collar you ever bought?

Why of course ..that very first Show collar!

How it all began?

In the Beginning...
You got your dog, a real show dog, and quickly realized that you needed the
Correct collar to show him on. Which in turn led you to that wonderful
Buttery smooth three foot leather lead.

At your very first show, you noticed that you just HAD to have the proper
Grooming supplies also....
Slicker Brush $9.00
Comb $10.00
Spray Bottle $4.00
Good Conditioner $15.00
Water Bottle $4.00
Pin Brush $15.00
Bait $10.00
NEW Collar(your dog has now out grown that first one)$14.00 Chalk $9.00
Chalk Brush $15.00 Cholesterol $10.00

YOUR FIRST POINT.*****YOU'RE HOOKED****** ** Bait $10.00 Dog show calendar
$12.00-don't want to miss ANY s hows now.

By now you're beginning to realize the back seat isn't a proper way to
Transport your dog.
Dog Crate for the car $80.00

At your very next show you begin to feel a bit more confident and relaxed at
Dog shows.
Borrowing and waiting to use your friends grooming table is so
Inconvenient. ...
Grooming Table $95.00
Grooming Arm $50.00
Bait $10.00

You begin to start collecting dog show things, old towels, skirts with
Pockets, dresses with pockets, good comfortable shoes, rain gear, umbrellas,
Water jugs, etc $100.00

Now you have too many grooming supplies?...
Tack Box to store and hold the supplies $50.00

Good comfortable Camp Chairs $35.00-we seem to be spending much more time at
Shows lately.

Suddenly you realize all of these items AND your dog don't fit in the family
Car anymore....
Used Mini Van $15,000.

Somewhere around this point you get ! Tired of waiting to use your friends
Blow dryer....
New blow dryer $150.00
Extension Cord for Dryer $15.00
Five-way plug for sharing electricity with your new dog show friends $10.00
New and improved dog show collar and lead $40.00 New type of improved Coat
Conditioner $15.00 Bait $10.00 Your friends favorite Shampoo and Whitener
$35.00 New Comb and Slicker brush $25.00 (you lost the old ones at the last
Show) Scissors $30.00 (kitchen shears just don't trim those pads
Right)

Muddy Show grounds..Roll up mat for covering ground $45.00 YOUR DOG PICKED
UP HER NINTH SINGLE

The hunt for majors begins. After wasting much money on entries where majors
Didn't hold you begin to get frustrated and search out and find that new
Male show puppy and a perfect match for your female!....
Crate for new dog $80.00
Show collar and lead for new dog $50.00 (your tastes have been refined now)
Handling classes for new dog $40.00

The very if! First show teaches you, your Mini Van will not carry both crates
And all your equipment... .
Brand New Larger Mini Van $25,000.00

Now having two dogs to show and get ready quickly teaches you a generator is
Required!
Generator $325.00
Two Dog Kennels for outside $1,000.00

Just got to pick up one of those majors on your female so you hire a handler
For those major shows $200.00 (+/-) YOUR FEMALE FINISHES!

Your new male is too young to breed.....
Updating & Health Clearances on Female $200.00 Stud Fee $1,000.00
Progesterone Testing $200.00 Whelping box $250.00 Vet bills-x-rays,
Sonograms, well mother checks $400.00 Putting first aid whelping kit
Together $300.00 Vaccines for new litter $150.00 X-pen for puppies $80.00
Whelping pads, fleeces, toys for puppies, weaning supplies, etc $450.00 Baby
Scale $45.00 Well puppy and mother exams $150.00

Spectacular puppy in litter will be new show dog....
Immediately realize Mi! In Van will NOT hold three dogs and show equipment... .
Motor Home or Full size dog show van $30, 000 to $100,000.00! !!!!!!!!
You suddenly realize you are eating macaroni and cheese while your dogs are
Eating Human Grade Dog food at $55.00 a bag.

Congratulations!
You have now earned the title of "Dog Breeder!"
Aren't you glad you are finally making those big bucks breeding dogs? So far
you have invested $75,652.00 in showing your two dogs.

*This figure does NOT include dog food, the initial cost of your dogs, entry
fees, motel bills, general vet bills, toys and Many other ownership
incidentals.

Your litter of pups yielded six puppies, you kept one and sold the other
five for $500.00 each. Congratulations you just made $2,500.00 "Breeding
your dogs!"

Now if you can just breed 30 or more litters you MAY just break even with
your initial investment of over $75,000!

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Old 02-22-2008, 03:39 PM   #2
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OMG thats hilarious! How many Mini-vans did you go thru?
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I'm still waiting for my minivan so I ride with my mentor sometimes. You should see my Intrepid loaded down when I do go on my own though!! How many yorkies can you get in a sedan?
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Oh my! I'm glad you posted this list...I've been going at it backwards. No show dog yet and I'm already looking at motorhomes with showing in mind! My criteria in a coach is more for supply/x-pen storage, grooming convenience and where can I keep their crates...anything else we can work around!
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I've been going about this all wrong, too!!!! Never thought of showing, but the grooming supplies, constant changing of clothing, human grade food, doggie beds, car seats and meeting up with friends is costing just as much!!!!
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I'm still waiting for my minivan so I ride with my mentor sometimes. You should see my Intrepid loaded down when I do go on my own though!! How many yorkies can you get in a sedan?
Oh I bet that would make a great picture! I bet you hardly have any room left to drive.
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Most Yorkie exhibitors think an RV is a necessity, not a luxury. I remember when a well known became one of the first to buy a $250,000 RV...it was gorgeous..entirely outfitted for the Yorkies...!
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This is cracking me up!

Try showing on one desperate weekend in a pontiac fiero 2 seater! The blazer was out of commission. Determination.
Btw, I did it!
LOL LOL

"Still waiting for my minivan" hoo hum.
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This is cracking me up!

Try showing on one desperate weekend in a pontiac fiero 2 seater! The blazer was out of commission. Determination.
Btw, I did it!
LOL LOL

"Still waiting for my minivan" hoo hum.
Try lugging 2 dogs two people and all our dog stuff and equipment in a convertible mustang LOL...good thing I sold it and got the SUV LOL But this is all true! I'm no where near to breaking even and I've only had four litters in four years and I campaigned a special and starting to campaign another one....LOL! And I'm BROKE!!!! LOL LOL LOL

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That is so true!! I am finishing my first year of showing and WOW if people only knew the up front cost that goes into showing...the actual show dog is not even the most expensive part by the time you buy shampoo/conditioner, brush(s), grooming supplies, grooming table, ringside table, travel equipment...that that is just the start of it.

But it is all worth every penny when you finish your first dog or that first time you go Best of Breed over some really nice dogs!!!
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Showing costs remind of the "I Love Lucy" episode in which she buys a vaccuum cleaner...it was something like $8.99 for "the works"...then he added the hose, case, handle, attachments, cord, on/off switch etc....cost her a fortune.

One huge expense is the cost of traveling..gas, hotel/motel/eating out...! Rarely, are there enough shows locally to finish a dog...!
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How on Earth anyone could ever dream that there is "profit" in breeding is beyond me!
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I'm still waiting for my minivan so I ride with my mentor sometimes. You should see my Intrepid loaded down when I do go on my own though!! How many yorkies can you get in a sedan?
I can't help but laugh when I think of me, Susy and Noel packed into your Intrepid along with 6 or 7 dog crates, grooming tables and equipment in Winchester. Susy was giddy because Harley finished and she was boucing off the ceiling. What a ride!
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I can't help but laugh when I think of me, Susy and Noel packed into your Intrepid along with 6 or 7 dog crates, grooming tables and equipment in Winchester. Susy was giddy because Harley finished and she was boucing off the ceiling. What a ride!
Yea and you fell asleep! I still can't believe we got it all in!!
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We don't show......but we take Shelby & Seymour with us when we travel.... that is why we got the RV!!!......... x-pens, doggie clothes, carriers, carseat, grooming bag, toys, towels, blankets.............. I know how much stuff they have and can't imagine adding the "show" stuff to it..... it would require a RV and a Pull-behind trailer!!!!!
Thanks for sharing...... that was really cute!
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