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alaskayorkie · 01-15-2012, 07:17 PM

Pull my finger.

kjc · 01-15-2012, 07:27 PM

Listen up, Daddy...this is the very last time I'm telling you: You hold your hand like this! Then you put it on my back or my tummy, and then you move it all around. It's called a back massage or a tummy rub. And don't ever stop! Are you hearing me??? Don't ever, ever, ever stop! Or bad things may happen... got it?

I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout! And you are the table!

kjc · 01-15-2012, 07:37 PM

If you pee on the carpet one more time... you'll be sent to Alaska!

QuickSilver · 01-15-2012, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kjc

If you pee on the carpet one more time... you'll be sent to Alaska!

Now THAT's funny.

JMuedog · 01-15-2012, 08:25 PM

"Bang," Now YOU play dead!

Cha Cha · 01-15-2012, 08:47 PM

NO Daddy! You gotta shake hands like this, here gib me your pay, I mean hand, it's gotta be frim cuz it weird's people out if it's not a firm shake. Got it?

Cha Cha · 01-15-2012, 08:48 PM

Oh yeah! Momma's gettin you ice cream, and "I" get to LICK the bowl! Give me 5!

Maximo · 01-16-2012, 12:05 AM

Fergie: "And then I gave the bad guy my left hook like dis...."

Daddy "Uh-huh"

alaskayorkie · 01-16-2012, 01:56 AM

You get your lazy azz off the couch and feed me NOW or I'll show you where the expression b---- slap came from!

Cha Cha · 01-16-2012, 06:02 AM

These are so funny!

Bitsy · 01-16-2012, 08:34 AM

"Daddy, what do you think of my manicure?"

Cha Cha · 01-16-2012, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cha Cha

NO Daddy! You gotta shake hands like this, here gib me your paw, I mean hand, it's gotta be firm cuz it weird's people out if it's not a firm shake. Got it?

Oh dear! just re-read my post. Some days, my keyboard types whatever it wants.

Fergie throws a left jab and down goes Mr. Bongi.......
.....and the winner....by T-K-O....iszzzzzz........FERRRRGIE!!!!!!!!! !!

dawn27 · 01-16-2012, 10:21 AM

WOW the compitition is steep.... you guys are really on a roll, these are all so funny. So here goes my crack at it....

Fergie: Ok dad on the count of three your gonna go over there, get my leash and take me for a walk.
Got it ?

Dad: huh ?

Fergie: Pay attention. Ok, now on the count of three your gonna go over there ..NO.. Look ... , I said, over there.

Dad: ok, im listening.

Fergie: OK... #1 more time. Now listen and pay very carefully attention.

On the count of #3 you are going to go overrrrr thereeee. Dad you have to look.

Dad: I'm looking, I'm looking !!

Dad: Ok, Over there, Right ?

Fergie: NO... over there !!

Fergie: Ahhh dang it, I give up.... where's Mom?

Fergie: MOOOmmm dad wont take me for a walk !!!

Dad: " It works every time..."

jencar98 · 01-16-2012, 11:21 AM

As your personal trainer, I have to be honest with you, I think you're slacking.

BonBon · 01-16-2012, 11:33 AM

"Just keep your eyes on the paw. You feel yourself getting sleepy. You're eyes are getting heavy and you're so sleeeeepy."

(Fergie is trying hypnosis on Daddy - if it works he'll give her treats whenever she wants

).

01-15-2012, 07:17 PM	#16
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Pull my finger. __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

01-15-2012, 07:27 PM	#17
kjc I♥PeekTinkySaph&Finny Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Baltimore, Maryland Posts: 18,872	Listen up, Daddy...this is the very last time I'm telling you: You hold your hand like this! Then you put it on my back or my tummy, and then you move it all around. It's called a back massage or a tummy rub. And don't ever stop! Are you hearing me??? Don't ever, ever, ever stop! Or bad things may happen... got it? I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout! And you are the table! __________________ Kat Chloe Lizzy PeekABooTinkerbell SapphireInfinity

01-15-2012, 07:37 PM	#18
kjc I♥PeekTinkySaph&Finny Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Baltimore, Maryland Posts: 18,872	If you pee on the carpet one more time... you'll be sent to Alaska! __________________ Kat Chloe Lizzy PeekABooTinkerbell SapphireInfinity

01-15-2012, 08:25 PM	#20
JMuedog Love My Little Cuties Donating Member Administrator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Charleston, IL Posts: 9,899	"Bang," Now YOU play dead! __________________ Jenni Finnigan & Gwenndilyn Forever in my heart

01-15-2012, 08:47 PM	#21
Cha Cha Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Where the deer and the antelope play Posts: 7,069	NO Daddy! You gotta shake hands like this, here gib me your pay, I mean hand, it's gotta be frim cuz it weird's people out if it's not a firm shake. Got it? __________________ Shelly and the girls Moka Mylee

01-15-2012, 08:48 PM	#22
Cha Cha Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Where the deer and the antelope play Posts: 7,069	Oh yeah! Momma's gettin you ice cream, and "I" get to LICK the bowl! Give me 5! __________________ Shelly and the girls Moka Mylee

01-16-2012, 12:05 AM	#23
Maximo ♥ Maximo and Teddy Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 25,047	Fergie: "And then I gave the bad guy my left hook like dis...." Daddy "Uh-huh" __________________ Kristin, Max and Teddy

01-16-2012, 01:56 AM	#24
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	You get your lazy azz off the couch and feed me NOW or I'll show you where the expression b---- slap came from! __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

01-16-2012, 06:02 AM	#25
Cha Cha Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Where the deer and the antelope play Posts: 7,069	These are so funny! __________________ Shelly and the girls Moka Mylee

01-16-2012, 08:34 AM	#26
Bitsy Ultimate Banner! Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 6,122	"Daddy, what do you think of my manicure?" __________________ Bitsy loves Sophia and Peyton

01-16-2012, 10:21 AM	#28
dawn27 2+2=4 X the Love ♥ Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Bean Town Ohio Posts: 9,456 Blog Entries: 1	WOW the compitition is steep.... you guys are really on a roll, these are all so funny. So here goes my crack at it.... Fergie: Ok dad on the count of three your gonna go over there, get my leash and take me for a walk. Got it ? Dad: huh ? Fergie: Pay attention. Ok, now on the count of three your gonna go over there ..NO.. Look ... , I said, over there. Dad: ok, im listening. Fergie: OK... #1 more time. Now listen and pay very carefully attention. On the count of #3 you are going to go overrrrr thereeee. Dad you have to look. Dad: I'm looking, I'm looking !! Dad: Ok, Over there, Right ? Fergie: NO... over there !! Fergie: Ahhh dang it, I give up.... where's Mom? Fergie: MOOOmmm dad wont take me for a walk !!! Dad: " It works every time..." __________________ Mommy to: Quincy, & Ruby Bella / Miah & Brandi Gone but Never Forgotten Visit: Bella Dawns for all of your Custom Pet Wear needs.

01-16-2012, 11:21 AM	#29
jencar98 Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 6,435 Blog Entries: 3	As your personal trainer, I have to be honest with you, I think you're slacking. __________________ ~Ruby, Reno, Razz, & Jack~

01-16-2012, 11:33 AM	#30
BonBon Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: With my yorkies Posts: 10,350	"Just keep your eyes on the paw. You feel yourself getting sleepy. You're eyes are getting heavy and you're so sleeeeepy." (Fergie is trying hypnosis on Daddy - if it works he'll give her treats whenever she wants ). __________________ He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. -- Author Unknown