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09-24-2007, 09:59 PM | #1 |
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| Pretty cute "What a woman wants in a man" What I Want in a Man Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82) 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet. |
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09-24-2007, 10:55 PM | #2 |
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| hahaha I love it!!!Too funny!! |
09-25-2007, 03:23 AM | #3 |
I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington
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| HAHAHAA at first i thought u were starting a thread on what u wanted in a man... this is so hilarious! |
09-25-2007, 04:59 AM | #4 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
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| That's a funny one. Thanks.
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09-25-2007, 04:03 PM | #5 |
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| LMAO!!!! How true!
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09-25-2007, 04:09 PM | #6 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| LOL!!...You can move the "Don't miss the toilet" at age 82 up to the third category in age 52....
__________________ B.J.mom to : Jake J.J. Jack & Joey, momma misses you..... The joy found in the companionship of a pet is a blessing not given to everyone. The two most powerful words when we’re in struggle: me too.. |
09-25-2007, 04:21 PM | #7 |
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| That is way too funyy
__________________ www.RachelsChallenge.com I have this theory that if one person can go out of their way to show compassion then it will start a chain reaction of the same. - Rachel Joy Scott 1981-1999 |
09-25-2007, 05:17 PM | #8 |
Spoilin' Tilly & Jack Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Indiana
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| Hubby is 23 and misses the toilet, you mean it will get worse!!?!?!?!
__________________ Momma Tilly Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. |
09-25-2007, 08:36 PM | #9 |
Love my Boys Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: w/ my boys
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| LOL!! ...Isn't that terrible!!...I don't know how it's even possible, their standing right in front of it for pete's sake!!...I asked him one day if it was bent......
__________________ B.J.mom to : Jake J.J. Jack & Joey, momma misses you..... The joy found in the companionship of a pet is a blessing not given to everyone. The two most powerful words when we’re in struggle: me too.. |
09-25-2007, 09:55 PM | #10 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Canada
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| That is just too too funny. Love it. |
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