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08-13-2006, 08:38 AM | #1 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boston
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| Confessions of a Yorkie Dear Mama: I wuv you vewy much. You take care of me and I wuv how you give me all the tummy wubs I want! BUT... 1. Can you give me more tweats pwease????? I would pwefer if you just left me a bowl of tweats by my food bowl - that way, I don't have to sink down to the begging level, and I wouldn't have to do those dumb twicks you always ask me to do before giving me a scwumptious snack. 2. I do not like it when you leave the house without me. I have a harness and a leash. Let's get more mileage out of them. 3. I also think it's unfaiwr that only the big people get to use the paper in the bathroom. Why would you take it away from me?? Don't you love me and want to make me happy???? 4. I WUV the socksies mommie - I try to take them off of your fweet, but they always seem to get away from me. I do not like the socksies attacking you and being so close to your toesies, don't you understand I'm trying to save you? 5. Oh, by the way mommie, any clothes you leave on the ground is my territory. In fact, I will let YOU borrow the clothes - I would like them back from you immediately after you get home. 6. Hahaha, I have a real confession - you know that shoe you can't find? You know, the one that tastes weally good because it's been worn only a little bit and smells like fake leather? I hid it. I hid it weally good. You know why? Becwause it's MINE! 7. And remember that time you left your dinner on the table to go answer the phone? You got back and you weren't sure if I had tasted it - it kind of looked like I did, but then again, maybe you ate it weally messy? Yeah, I ate it. And it was GOOOOOD... 8. Mommie, I don't like the kitty at the dogsitter's house. He doesn't want to play with me. What's wrong with him??? Gosh, I was just twying to sniff him and he made a weally scary sound like air being let out of a balloon little by little. Can you talk to him and make him pay with me??? 9. No more baths. Period. 10. Oh, and one last thing. Let's try doing a reversal of roles for just a week - I'll be the alpha dog and YOU be the submissive one!! Hahahah! I cwack myself up!
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08-13-2006, 08:42 AM | #2 |
YT Addict Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Steeler Town
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| awwwh that is soo cute and true!! |
08-13-2006, 08:44 AM | #3 |
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| Cute!
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08-13-2006, 08:44 AM | #4 |
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| Thank you....you gave me a laugh & I needed it! |
08-13-2006, 08:58 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
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| Too funny!!! It sounds like what mine would say if he could speak - hee, hee!!
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08-13-2006, 09:13 AM | #6 |
My Sun Shine's bright Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Georiga
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| Cute!!! lol |
08-13-2006, 09:17 AM | #7 |
ZIGGY & MUGSY'S MOM Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Denton, TX
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| Very good! Sounds just like aYorkie to me!
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08-13-2006, 09:41 AM | #8 |
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| Whoever came up with that is BRILLIANT! It got some giggles out of me, too cute!
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08-13-2006, 09:48 AM | #9 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: indiana
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| lol.. that is too cute, loved it! Thanks for the laugh. |
08-13-2006, 10:14 AM | #10 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
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| Good Job. Thanks for that!
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08-13-2006, 01:31 PM | #11 |
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| That was really very cute, thanks for sharing! I know if yorkies could talk, that is what they would tell us LOL
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08-13-2006, 01:49 PM | #12 |
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| Thanks for the chuckle. Def a pass a long!
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08-13-2006, 05:56 PM | #13 |
and Bernie's mom too!" Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania
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| LOL! What a great post! You've really captured the yorkie spirit with that!
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08-13-2006, 05:59 PM | #14 |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHA Hilarious |
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