Haha i don't think it's possible to keep ones sanity when it involves a pup

heehee. I don't know about the potty training except when u see her wanna do something put her in the UGO tell her to "go potty" or whatever command you wanna use and if she tries to walk away from the UGO put her back if after 10 minutes she still does it somewhere else you should find something else to train her on. The 2nd question when my puppy stars screaming i give him a bottle that usually keeps him busy or i tell him to stop in a firm voice. After 3 mins he usually stops tho. GoodLuck with ur baby