My name is Darla dee or DD for short
sometimes when my mom calls me DD, I don't think she means Darla dee
I'm a country girl, a redneck woman (happy 1st birthday to me yesterday)
I love cuddle times and mommy time
I'm a sock stealer, food nabber, sippy cup drinking girl (I steal licks off little mans milk or juice cups)
I'm also a certified salad bowl thief, bring on the lettuce peas and green beans (hey why do the turtles get good stuff and I don't, so I steal a mouth full and run like heck, cause I ain't sharing, you know what the heck)
My momma likes to dress me up, but it ain't no yuppy girl!!!
I'm happy happy happy, cause hey jack! This country girl ain't got no time for sad jack!
This girl loves to play fetch the sock and squeaky toys
If you love a redneck woman who loves to be nekkid and a girl with constant bed head hair
Let's spend this valentine together in the fields playing fetch and chase.
I'm a redneck woman looking for a country boy that can survive......... |