Wow, I can't wait to hear your rant when mommy not only skips the bubble bath but does your anal glands herself too
LOL you look fine telly mommy to save $ by only taking you in every 3 or 6 months: she should take you in and then start her DIY grooming just to maintain the cut you get and keep nails down etc not start the DIY when it's time for a routine appointment.
FYI Elvis looks like a Chinese Crested right now, he wouldn't hold still!