Ok don't get scared, this was a mean joke my bf played on me right now!
My bf just called me and said "Something's wrong with Uni" WHAT??? "She's not moving" WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT MOVING??? Then I hear click click click in the background. "Ah nevermind she ruined the joke, she's walking over here. hahaha"
I'm not laughing.
He thinks I'm on here far too much and that I freak out about every tiny little thing about Uni that I think might be wrong. he also made fun of me saying that I would even do like a log of how her microchip migrated over 1 milimeter in two years. And he did an impression of me telling him "You see this hair here? Last time it was striped tan black tan black, but now its tan black tan black tan!" For the record, only some of Uni's hair is striped and it's only tan black tan! LOL
When she's with him for the day he doesn't even do eye booger detail! Then she's a mess when I go home! Hmph, men huh?
