Maybe someone could invent a Positive Poster word processing program, where you could type your reply into the program and it would automatically change it to something even the perkiest poster would agree with, perhaps something that added lots of smiley faces and lols. For example, you want to say, "You have got to be the stupidest bitch, I've ever run across, and believe me I've run across some beauts."
The Positive Poster word processing program would change your reply to,
"You are a truly unique person in the area of astuteness."
Then the rest of us could buy a program that unlocks the positive posting inscription, and figure out what's being said.
Just a thought