Tink me bets you was doubull pwetty affer two baffs. I dat my baff on Toosday...Im stawrtin to mell wike mineslf agin now.
I wooda bawked at mines mommi too if hewrs hit me in da butt wiff mines bawl...she shoodnt waff!!! Is not funny...
Mines mommi wanned to taked mines picher tonite, cuz I was so coot twying to help hewr make da bed. But I wunned weel fass, hewr coodnt taked the pitcher of me unner da bedspwed, wiff jus mines face stickin out. She was not bewry happy wen I wunned away.
Wub you Tink, you pwetty giwrl dog. Winson