A thread for Rhonda & Deb to go "Off Topic"

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Ya should've had him preserve it...place it on your mantle as a trophy. Dumpster diving grandma had a friend who had gall stones removed....carried them around in a little jar....kinda of looked like tiger eye. Lovely, I tell ya...guess she figured she'd paid to get them removed...no need to leave 'em at the doctor's office

Boss dated a girl whose family had the aunts finger in a jar on the mantle !!

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

LOL, When our son was in 1st grade, Uncle Rick was here and asked him What did you learned in School today?
He looked up and said nothing, but I did find a quarter!

Cute!

My Dad always used to tell me I needed to write down all the cute things they said when they were little, and of course I didn't! Wish I had listened to Dad on that one.

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Ya should've had him preserve it...place it on your mantle as a trophy. Dumpster diving grandma had a friend who had gall stones removed....carried them around in a little jar....kinda of looked like tiger eye. Lovely, I tell ya...guess she figured she'd paid to get them removed...no need to leave 'em at the doctor's office

I told that to my Mom, when she told me she saw it ( a picture) I said " did they put it in a jar, for me to take home?" She said " Now WHY, would you want that?"

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by mustangbee

LOL, When our son was in 1st grade, Uncle Rick was here
and asked him What did you learned in School today?
He looked up and said nothing, but I did find a quarter!

All in all a good day then

One of the funniest things dd ever said to me wasn't about school, but about spankings. Yes, we spanked at our house....I think she got a lifetime total of 5, compared to the 5 hundred million I received, and it had to be a big transgression to warrant a spanking. So she and I take the long walk down the hall (imagine Johnny Cash singing...a warden lead a prisoner, down the hallway to his doom...) to her room, get there and she says...momma, look I'll spank ME, and I'll do it really hard. She leans over and pops her butt with her hand. Of course, I laughed....no spanking that day. Another instance...same walk...get to her room....she's says momma remember one time I was gonna get a spanking and said something that made you laugh and I didn't get one? Yes I remember....quickly she says "what'd I say". Gonna use that line one more time Another spanking diverted

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

I told that to my Mom, when she told me she saw it ( a picture) I said " did they put it in a jar, for me to take home?" She said " Now WHY, would you want that?"

To sell it on eBay, don't she know nufin'?!?!? If someone can sell Brittney Spear's chewed gum or Elvis toenail clippings....imagine what that tumor would'd got ya...would almost make up for all those toys your mother threw in the trash

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

All in all a good day then

One of the funniest things dd ever said to me wasn't about school, but about spankings. Yes, we spanked at our house....I think she got a lifetime total of 5, compared to the 5 hundred million I received, and it had to be a big transgression to warrant a spanking. So she and I take the long walk down the hall (imagine Johnny Cash singing...a warden lead a prisoner, down the hallway to his doom...) to her room, get there and she says...momma, look I'll spank ME, and I'll do it really hard. She leans over and pops her butt with her hand. Of course, I laughed....no spanking that day. Another instance...same walk...get to her room....she's says momma remember one time I was gonna get a spanking and said something that made you laugh and I didn't get one? Yes I remember....quickly she says "what'd I say". Gonna use that line one more time Another spanking diverted

That's funny, she is her mother's daughter.

[rrosenberry]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

To sell it on eBay, don't she know nufin'?!?!? If someone can sell Brittney Spear's chewed gum or Elvis toenail clippings....imagine what that tumor would'd got ya...would almost make up for all those toys your mother threw in the trash

No doubt, why didn't I think of that!

[sneri13]

Yes, he is my oldest. Senoritis, badly but he keeps saying he needs to remember he still has 2 months of school left. My youngest is 9 so I still have a looong way to go before I have the emty nest.

EWWWW..... a finger in a jar. Gross.

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

One of the funniest things dd ever said to me wasn't about school, but about spankings. Yes, we spanked at our house....I think she got a lifetime total of 5, compared to the 5 hundred million I received, and it had to be a big transgression to warrant a spanking. So she and I take the long walk down the hall (imagine Johnny Cash singing...a warden lead a prisoner, down the hallway to his doom...) to her room, get there and she says...momma, look I'll spank ME, and I'll do it really hard. She leans over and pops her butt with her hand. Of course, I laughed....no spanking that day. Another instance...same walk...get to her room....she's says momma remember one time I was gonna get a spanking and said something that made you laugh and I didn't get one? Yes I remember....quickly she says "what'd I say". Gonna use that line one more time Another spanking diverted

Smart Girl!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by rrosenberry

That's funny, she is her mother's daughter.

You have no idea...sometimes listening to something she says....I think omg, she's turned INTO me Her favorite prefix is...."no offense, momma, but"...which means ya ain't getting ready to hear a compliment, let me tell ya

[hle_625]

Good Morning ladies! Sorry I wasnt here sooner its been busy at work

[Bonnie's Mom]

I just reserved a beach house for vacation!!! Yipee!! I'm so excited!!! Bonnie gets to go with us and it isn't near Disney, which means I don't have to go there...so all in all it shoud be a great vacation!!! See pics below!!

Happy Happy Happy

[sneri13]

Morning, Busy at work isn't the word. I have so much to get done and so little time.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

All in all a good day then

One of the funniest things dd ever said to me wasn't about school, but about spankings. Yes, we spanked at our house....I think she got a lifetime total of 5, compared to the 5 hundred million I received, and it had to be a big transgression to warrant a spanking. So she and I take the long walk down the hall (imagine Johnny Cash singing...a warden lead a prisoner, down the hallway to his doom...) to her room, get there and she says...momma, look I'll spank ME, and I'll do it really hard. She leans over and pops her butt with her hand. Of course, I laughed....no spanking that day. Another instance...same walk...get to her room....she's says momma remember one time I was gonna get a spanking and said something that made you laugh and I didn't get one? Yes I remember....quickly she says "what'd I say". Gonna use that line one more time Another spanking diverted

Too funny!!!!
Smart kid you got there Deb!

hmmmmmm YOU GOT 5 hundred million!!!!!!!!
LOL, back then you got spankings, today they just take away your smilies

[mustangbee]

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I just reserved a beach house for vacation!!! Yipee!! I'm so excited!!! Bonnie gets to go with us and it isn't near Disney, which means I don't have to go there...so all in all it shoud be a great vacation!!! See pics below!!

Happy Happy Happy


Way cool!!!!!
I bet you're going to have a great time!!!!
I don't really like Disneyland, well I like It's A Small World.
I'm a great coat holder when the kids are on the rides