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10-20-2007, 02:59 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston area
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| Men and Women on the Periodic Chart My husband got this off his motorcycle forum. Thought it was good enough to share here. Men and Women on the Periodic Chart Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: •Generally round in form. •Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. •Melts whenever treated properly. •Very bitter if not treated well. Chemical Properties: •Very active •Possesses strong affinity to Au (gold), Ag (silver), & special stones. •Violent when left alone. •Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. •Turns slightly green when placed beside a better specimen. •Ages rapidly Usage: •Highly ornamental •An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of wealth (probably the most powerful income reducing agent known). Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. Yet Another Element on the Periodic Table Element: Men Symbol: XY Common Name(s): Varies anywhere from John to !@#$%! Atomic Weight: 180+/- 100 Physical Properties: •Solid at room temperatures but easily gets bent out of shape. •Fairly Dense •Difficult to fine pure sample. •Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples. Chemical Properties: •Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. •Tends to form strong bond with itself. •Become explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolong period of time. •Fairly basic compound. •Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: •None really, except methane production. •Some samples are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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10-20-2007, 03:44 PM | #2 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| That was great! Thanks for sharing!
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10-20-2007, 06:29 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: DFW, Texas
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| LOL..OMG that's funny...
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