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06-25-2005, 02:30 AM | #1 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hilo,HI
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| What Makes 100%? Thought this would make you guys laugh: From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. Saaaad but sooooo true. I wonder if how many percent P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S be = >to?
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06-25-2005, 08:17 PM | #2 |
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| That cracks me up! I was huge into math in high school, and it used to irritate me to no end when people would tell me things like "you have to give 150%" because I CAN'T! It is one of my pet peeves when people say that
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06-25-2005, 08:25 PM | #3 |
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| Too funny!! I'm too lazy to figure it out but what does "nepotism" give ya??
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06-26-2005, 08:51 AM | #4 |
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| That was priceless. Had to send that one out in my email. Thanks for Sharing.
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06-27-2005, 12:36 AM | #5 | |
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