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10-09-2007, 09:20 AM | #1 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| For the girls (joke) My grandmother sent these to me....I think she is losing her mind! I hope these aren't offensive to anyone...I just thought it was funny that they came from HER!!!! One for the girls Prayer: Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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10-09-2007, 09:22 AM | #2 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
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| LOL Those are great jokes. So is your Grandma for sending them to you. Your grandmother sounds like a fun person. |
10-09-2007, 09:23 AM | #4 |
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| Those are great, I mailed those to my daughter, I know she will get a kick out of it!!! Thanks! |
10-09-2007, 09:24 AM | #5 |
Lil' Divas mom Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Miami, FL
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| I loved them!! And I love your nana's sense of humor even more!!
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10-09-2007, 09:29 AM | #6 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| My grandmother (mema) does have a crazy sense of humor and we love it! We are blessed to be able to spend a lot of time with her.....we see her about twice a week and take little "trips" with her....she is so much fun to be around!
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10-09-2007, 09:35 AM | #7 |
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| I loved em! Thanks... |
10-09-2007, 09:36 AM | #8 |
Aubrey's Mom Donating Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Georgia
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| LMAO!!! Those are too funny! Thanks for sharing. |
10-09-2007, 09:37 AM | #9 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
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| Grandmas has it going on. Those were really funny.
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10-09-2007, 09:38 AM | #10 |
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| Your grandmother sounds like a humous fun living person We need more laughter in our world today |
10-09-2007, 09:38 AM | #11 |
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| hahahahaa too Funny!!!!
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10-09-2007, 09:42 AM | #12 |
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| Those are all saying to live by!!!! |
10-09-2007, 09:47 AM | #13 |
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| Those were great! I sent them to my friends. Thanks for the laugh!
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10-09-2007, 02:05 PM | #15 |
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| ROTFLOL!! That is great!! Thanks for sharing! |
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