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06-16-2005, 11:53 AM | #1 |
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| Blind man in a Bar.......Toooo funny not to read! A blind man finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5 - The lady to yo ur right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you really wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah..... ..... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." |
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06-16-2005, 12:19 PM | #2 |
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| Hahahaha!!! That's great.
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06-16-2005, 12:57 PM | #3 |
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| lol...good one! |
06-16-2005, 01:07 PM | #4 |
Donating YT 7000 Club Member | lol thats a good one. my friend jess would kill you if she saw that(she's blonde and she sometimes acts like it too) but hey i'm a brunet and i act like a blonde all the time lol. great joke!!!! |
06-16-2005, 03:34 PM | #5 |
Lucy loves Teddy Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Bristol, England
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| Lmao!!!! |
06-16-2005, 03:41 PM | #6 | |
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06-16-2005, 03:43 PM | #7 |
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| Haha, that is too funny. No offense taken here. LOL I am blonde and let me tell you..........I act it most of the time. LOL |
06-16-2005, 08:22 PM | #8 |
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| LOL That was too funny!! That was great! I have to admit i act blonde too some times, and I have BLACK hair!!! |
06-16-2005, 09:09 PM | #9 |
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| That was funny!
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06-19-2005, 02:25 PM | #10 |
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| SOOOOO funny! |
06-19-2005, 05:00 PM | #11 |
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| Oh my goodness, that's hilarious. I've never heard that one before! |
06-19-2005, 06:22 PM | #12 |
Mommy to 3 Princesses Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: DFW Texas
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| i called my dad & told him your joke. He just loves blond jokes(which stinks for me b/c I am blond, and he picks on me ). He loved it!
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