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08-07-2007, 03:58 AM | #1 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
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| The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives storejust across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
__________________ Vicky - Gypsy, Kayla & Amelia Grace's Mummy Follow Yodi's Adventure! Where In The World Is Yodi? Petitioning For ERFW |
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08-07-2007, 04:47 AM | #2 |
Piper & Sebastian Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: florida
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| That was funny. I would have stopped when I found the ones that do housework.
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08-07-2007, 04:50 AM | #3 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
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| Mine does, and he's gorgeous and he loves kids but best of all HE LOVES GYPSY!!!!!!!!!
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08-07-2007, 04:55 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas
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| Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
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08-07-2007, 09:47 AM | #5 |
My little furbutts Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Baytown, TX
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| haha......that is a pretty good joke!
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08-07-2007, 10:34 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A little town south of Chicago
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| Man! The fifth floor is for me! |
08-07-2007, 08:34 PM | #7 |
~*Glamorous Daisy*~ Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NJ // NYC
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| haha! That was so funny. I must have the perfect one! btw, My hubby just peeped on my computer and read it..he loves it! lol
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