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06-14-2005, 07:04 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 14K Club Member | The Baptist Dog...a little humor The Baptist Dog Ever mindful of the congregation, the Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog, and knew that the dog also had to be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife. "Fetch the Bible,"he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner. "Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and finding the correct passage, pointed to it with his paw. The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog. That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "Can he do regular dog tricks, too?" "I haven't tried yet" the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the dog."HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl. The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "Good Lord! He's Pentecostal!"
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06-14-2005, 11:28 AM | #3 |
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| Who said humour(english spelling) doesn't travel Ian |
06-14-2005, 11:31 AM | #4 |
Lily Loves Maximus Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri
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| That is really cute, thanks for the laugh!
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06-14-2005, 11:34 AM | #5 |
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| LoL Thank you for that...That was really cute.
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06-14-2005, 11:42 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member | that was cute and funny !!!!!!!!!!! |
06-14-2005, 11:56 AM | #7 |
Linus - Master & Commander Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Norman, OK
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| LOL!!!!!! Someone in Oklahoma would so do that!
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06-14-2005, 12:05 PM | #8 |
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| That's so funny. |
06-14-2005, 12:47 PM | #9 |
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| That is toooo funny!!! Can't wait for Patrick to read it!!
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06-14-2005, 02:00 PM | #10 |
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| haha thats cute!
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06-14-2005, 02:01 PM | #11 |
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| I printed this out and passed it around the office today!
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