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07-02-2007, 12:28 PM | #1 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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| Need a good laugh? Hillbillies Paramedic Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins to choke. After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin yaswallar?' The woman shakes her head no. 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no. The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it.
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07-02-2007, 12:31 PM | #2 |
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| OMG....that is hysterical!
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07-02-2007, 12:53 PM | #3 |
& LuvtheCarley too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wa State/Texas
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07-02-2007, 01:09 PM | #4 |
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| HAHAHA thank you
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07-02-2007, 01:23 PM | #5 |
My Angels Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Colorful Colorado
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| about made me choke just reading it. LOL......... |
07-02-2007, 01:23 PM | #6 |
Spoilin' Tilly & Jack Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Indiana
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| That's cute! I'll def. have to share this one.
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07-02-2007, 02:01 PM | #7 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ! LOL - i'm sharing it right now - thanks so much for the laugh ! |
07-02-2007, 02:33 PM | #8 |
And the winner is... Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mississippi
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| loved it, loved it, loved it....am forwarding it on to all my email buddies!!!! thanks!!!!
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07-02-2007, 02:40 PM | #9 |
Slave to Max 'n Abbie Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pittsburgh
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| That actually brought tears to my eyes
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07-02-2007, 04:54 PM | #10 |
The grace of god Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: LA
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| haa cutee
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07-08-2007, 04:13 PM | #11 |
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| Very funny!!! |
07-08-2007, 04:56 PM | #12 |
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| too funny I almost wet myself
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07-08-2007, 05:00 PM | #13 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
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| -- that is sooooo redneck ----- I think I know the two guys who did it |
07-08-2007, 05:19 PM | #14 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Irving, TX
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| (Gee thanks....now I"m craving a Blizzard! DQ is one thing that I miss about home...there's not one close to me now!)
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07-08-2007, 10:49 PM | #15 |
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| LOL two drops of pee came from me....LOL.... |
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