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05-31-2007, 09:53 AM | #1 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
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| Never Say To A Cop... NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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05-31-2007, 10:03 AM | #3 |
YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Mexico
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| LOL! Love it!
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05-31-2007, 10:13 AM | #4 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | HAHAHAHAHAHA !!! That #4 sounds like something I'd say.....I did get out of a Speeding ticket once telling the cop I was blow drying my hair- it worked too - he said it was a first for him |
05-31-2007, 10:24 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Florida
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| That's hysterical!!!!!
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05-31-2007, 11:23 AM | #7 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: europe
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| hahaha i love number 11!! |
05-31-2007, 12:09 PM | #8 |
Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: wiith my furbabys
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| lol thats a good one my hubby will enjoy that one
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05-31-2007, 12:24 PM | #9 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas
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| LOL! My son is an officer. Those aren't those far off. You wouldn't believe the things that people say....
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05-31-2007, 12:27 PM | #10 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Long Island
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| Miy hubby is a police officer, he has heard it all and them some! |
05-31-2007, 03:33 PM | #11 |
lovin my girls Donating Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nottinghamshire, UK
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| OMG, I LOVE it! LMFAO
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05-31-2007, 03:55 PM | #12 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ohio
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| Lmaooooo!!
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