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04-30-2007, 08:35 AM | #1 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
Posts: 4,596
| Pet Rules To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture . 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
__________________ "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle." Alphy 's Roxy |
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04-30-2007, 08:50 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lancaster, PA
Posts: 4,327
| Very Good... I'm going to have to print that one out. Thanks so much for posting it.
__________________ Rudy, Zoey & Buster's mom (Dawn) Rest In Peace my precious Gracie girl & Lucky buddie Dogster:http://www.dogster.com/dogs/382659 & http://www.dogster.com/dogs/497315 |
04-30-2007, 08:54 AM | #3 |
Peeka Boo I See You! Donating Member | OMG the stair one killed me!! hahahahahahhaha those ar so funny!!!!
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04-30-2007, 08:56 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Texas
Posts: 883
| Too perfect! I'll be posting it on my fridge tonight!!!! |
04-30-2007, 12:23 PM | #6 |
Mommy To 3 Poochies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York
Posts: 8,287
| HAHAHA I love it!!
__________________ Mommy Loves Codie, Tia & Baby Cali RIP My Precious Katie - I Love You |
04-30-2007, 12:39 PM | #7 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Yukon, ok
Posts: 2,885
| I love it!!
__________________ Kelly- momma to Parker, Star,Zoe, & Kegan.. RIP Silly Lily OK Yorkie Rescue - http://okyorkierescue.org |
04-30-2007, 12:49 PM | #8 |
No Longer A Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NEW YORK
Posts: 16,218
| That was great. I can sure relate to most of those. |
05-03-2007, 08:29 AM | #9 |
Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Midland, Texas
Posts: 50
| I Will be sure that every pet in my household is sent a memo containing this! Excellent!!!
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