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Jenn218 · 04-29-2007, 07:49 AM

The Buttocks
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no
one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor
also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and
relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I
see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

If this doesn't make you smile ~ nothing will!

Jenn218 · 04-29-2007, 07:51 AM

oops......posted in the wrong place......SORRY!!!

Angela · 04-29-2007, 08:46 AM

LoL......that's funny!

Angie

journey826 · 04-29-2007, 09:03 AM

red98vett · 04-29-2007, 10:42 AM

LOLOLOLOLOL ! THAT WAS GREAT !! I need to pass that along - thanks !!

J_is_my_initial · 04-29-2007, 12:05 PM

Perfect for some daughters in law.

Lynn Teaver · 04-29-2007, 03:12 PM

Thanks for the laugh. I really needed that.

FlDebra · 04-29-2007, 04:30 PM

Jenn -- that was a great one! I had to read it to my hubby. (I don't have a MIL.) Still ROTFL!

04-29-2007, 07:49 AM	#1
Jenn218 Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: OZ Posts: 16,572	The Buttocks - For those who need a smile The Buttocks ********************** A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." If this doesn't make you smile ~ nothing will! __________________ JennMom to Katelyn Mojo LilyGrace Sophie LukeRusty Mojo's Pia**

04-29-2007, 07:51 AM	#2
Jenn218 Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: OZ Posts: 16,572	Company Policy - Humor for your day! oops......posted in the wrong place......SORRY!!! __________________ JennMom to Katelyn Mojo LilyGrace Sophie LukeRusty Mojo's Pia Last edited by Jenn218; 04-29-2007 at 07:53 AM.

04-29-2007, 09:03 AM	#4
journey826 YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: yorkie town Posts: 527	can't talk now gotta finish laughing!!!!! __________________ YURI and SARAH Sassy,Rocki,and Ginger NEWBIE'"S

04-29-2007, 10:42 AM	#5
red98vett Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Houston TX Posts: 30,351	LOLOLOLOLOL ! THAT WAS GREAT !! I need to pass that along - thanks !! __________________ Villette, Chanel & Cheri.. AKA Spy-Girls (photos here) Click for LABELS Click for CARDS * SAY NO to PET STORES ! www.designsbyvillette.com USING YOUR PHOTOS !

04-29-2007, 12:05 PM	#6
J_is_my_initial YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Knoxville,Tennessee Posts: 1,513	Perfect for some daughters in law. __________________ Johnna, Mom to Gypsy and Puff. grandma to Gremlin and Robbie Proud Member of The Spoiled Rotten Yorkie Club

04-29-2007, 08:46 AM	#3
Angela YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Baton Rouge, LA Posts: 606	LoL......that's funny! Angie

04-29-2007, 03:12 PM	#7
Lynn Teaver Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Flowery Branch, Georgia Posts: 226	Thanks for the laugh. I really needed that. __________________ My Lynn and Gin-Gin

04-29-2007, 04:30 PM	#8
FlDebra Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: FL Posts: 2,407	Jenn -- that was a great one! I had to read it to my hubby. (I don't have a MIL.) Still ROTFL! __________________ FlDebra and the Gang Ben Candy Katie Mercedes (AKA Sadie) Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Henry Wheeler Shaw