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04-20-2007, 06:02 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: FL
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| Children's Science Test Answers - funny If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this !) A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes A: Premature death. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels,A,E,I,O,and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome . Q: What does the word " benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. I love all the "kids say the darnedest things" lists!
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04-20-2007, 06:22 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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| LOL - those were priceless Thanks for the laugh!
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04-20-2007, 01:03 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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| I was a science teacher. Those are classic! I'm going to send them to my science teacher friends. Thanks,
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04-20-2007, 09:42 PM | #4 |
I love my lil wolf! ;) Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Washington
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| hahahaa! too funny!! |
04-21-2007, 05:50 AM | #5 |
Love The Verminator! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ny
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| These made me laugh so hard Roxy started barking at me! Thank you so much for much needed laugh .
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