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03-27-2007, 09:40 AM | #1 |
Owned by 3 furballs Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Texas
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| Canada-as the world sees it Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England) A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (U.S.A.) A: Depends on how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles. Take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden) A: So it's true what they say about Swedes! Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy) A: Let's not touch this one. Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England) A: What, did your last slave die? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (U.S.A.) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked. Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (U.S.A.) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (U.S.A.) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, right after the hippo races. Come naked. Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany) A: No, WE don't stink. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (U.S.A.) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) A: Yes, gay nightclubs. Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (U.S.A.) A: Only at Thanksgiving. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (U.S.A. ) A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with beaver juice before you go out walking. Make sure you take a hockey stick with you. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (U.S.A.) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
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03-27-2007, 11:31 AM | #2 |
Loved by Layla Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Canada
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| oh that's too great! my cousin's moved from London Ontario to Pheonix Arizona and his teacher asked if we shower here in Canada... he said only on special occasions |
03-27-2007, 12:19 PM | #3 | |
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Believe it or not the questions I posted were REAL
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03-27-2007, 02:22 PM | #4 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | HAHAHAHA !! Those were great - I really liked this one...I'm Canadian born and for some reason this question struck me as important lol Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) A: Yes, gay nightclubs. |
03-27-2007, 02:25 PM | #5 | |
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03-27-2007, 03:29 PM | #7 |
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| This is sooo funny. I love the Hippo race...must make it to Calgary soon
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04-18-2007, 10:39 AM | #8 |
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| LOL! Pretty funny but it does point out that sometimes people just think there are a lot of differences between people and how they live. Of course some of the questions point out that some people just don't think much at all!
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