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Gracie2006 · 03-15-2007, 05:13 PM

I think it would be fun to have a thread where we can post jokes and other funnies, like my recent PMail thread. What do you think? I will start.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb must really really want to change!

genie · 03-15-2007, 06:07 PM

What do you call 3 blondes standing on their heads......................Brunettes.

OOPS..I don't think we are supposed to post threads like this here.

Little Bit · 03-15-2007, 06:21 PM

Great idea! I will have to think of a funny though. Can't think of one right now!

sexiixtc · 03-15-2007, 06:22 PM

that's ok genie.. i thought i was funny

i'm a very bad joke-teller so i will just sit back and enjoy this thread unfold

I'll ask the bf for some jokes later

sexiixtc · 03-15-2007, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gracie2006

I think it would be fun to have a thread where we can post jokes and other funnies, like my recent PMail thread. What do you think? I will start.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb must really really want to change!

haha that was a good starter

debi_s · 03-15-2007, 06:24 PM

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?????

Gifted...

debi_s · 03-15-2007, 06:25 PM

Why won't sharks eat lawyers????

Professional courtesy...

bettyeanne · 03-15-2007, 06:51 PM

Little boy visiting Grandpa in PA. Grandpa said "we have to get inside when it begins to get dark 'cause the mosquitos will be hunting us". Little boy comes running ... "quick Grandpa, get inside, here they come and they have flashlights!!!"

Yorkielover3 · 03-15-2007, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bettyeanne

Little boy visiting Grandpa in PA. Grandpa said "we have to get inside when it begins to get dark 'cause the mosquitos will be hunting us". Little boy comes running ... "quick Grandpa, get inside, here they come and they have flashlights!!!"

Funny!!

Little Bit · 03-15-2007, 08:11 PM

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

Artificially Intelligent.

Lou · 03-16-2007, 10:51 AM

Gassy Granny

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."

RLC12345678 · 03-16-2007, 10:57 AM

OMG! I CANNOT stop laughing!!!!!! I just emailed this joke to everyone in my contacts. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

Safire · 03-16-2007, 05:40 PM

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situaltion. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.

This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.

After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window.

The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was alright, as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue if she wanted, but when he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot he was going over to Sears.

ldenise · 03-16-2007, 05:54 PM

I bought my wife a mood ring the other day.

When she's in a good mood, it turns green.

When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on my forehead!

veguroev · 03-16-2007, 06:04 PM

While I was watching the play-off games last weekend,
my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that
I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass

03-15-2007, 05:13 PM	#1
Gracie2006 Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 3,953	The "I need a laugh" thread I think it would be fun to have a thread where we can post jokes and other funnies, like my recent PMail thread. What do you think? I will start. How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb must really really want to change! __________________ I love my precious girly girls Gracie Mae and Holly Rose! Gracie Wuvs Bailey! Proud member of the YT Gracie Girls!Democrats rule in 2008! Go Obama!

03-15-2007, 06:07 PM	#2
genie Loves Hannah & Gracie Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,743	What do you call 3 blondes standing on their heads......................Brunettes. OOPS..I don't think we are supposed to post threads like this here. __________________ Genie Corri Jake Hannah Bentley Heidi Gracie Lou Last edited by genie; 03-15-2007 at 06:11 PM.

03-15-2007, 06:21 PM	#3
Little Bit Tiny Dog Big Heart Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 5,146	Great idea! I will have to think of a funny though. Can't think of one right now! __________________ *Blue Sky Yorkies* "Lots of Love in a Little Package" Click Here for Washable Potty Pads and Belly Bands

03-15-2007, 06:22 PM	#4
sexiixtc Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,071	that's ok genie.. i thought i was funny i'm a very bad joke-teller so i will just sit back and enjoy this thread unfold I'll ask the bf for some jokes later __________________ Edith and my two Princesses Kayah and Evie Proud Member of "The Pink Club"

03-15-2007, 06:51 PM	#8
bettyeanne Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc. Posts: 7,739	Little boy visiting Grandpa in PA. Grandpa said "we have to get inside when it begins to get dark 'cause the mosquitos will be hunting us". Little boy comes running ... "quick Grandpa, get inside, here they come and they have flashlights!!!" __________________ Toto's Mom *http://www.dogster.com/?206581www.millbusters.com/forums* THE CRAZY CLUB http://yorkierescuecolorado.com/home.html ~ Proud Member of SRC ~"PP" ~ Tink's Friends**

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03-15-2007, 06:25 PM	#7
debi_s YT Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Upstate S.C. Posts: 309	Why won't sharks eat lawyers???? Professional courtesy...

03-15-2007, 08:11 PM	#10
Little Bit Tiny Dog Big Heart Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 5,146	What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificially Intelligent. __________________ *Blue Sky Yorkies* "Lots of Love in a Little Package" Click Here for Washable Potty Pads and Belly Bands

03-16-2007, 10:51 AM	#11
Lou Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago Suburb Posts: 1,874	Gassy Granny A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..." __________________ Mother of Adie ,Cassie , Ivan and Skeeter

03-16-2007, 10:57 AM	#12
RLC12345678 I heart Hootie & Hobbs Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA Posts: 7,060	OMG! I CANNOT stop laughing!!!!!! I just emailed this joke to everyone in my contacts. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Hobbs on Dogster Lamar on Dogster Belle on Dogster Hootie on Dogster

03-16-2007, 05:40 PM	#13
Safire Addicted to Tetley Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 925	It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situaltion. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was alright, as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue if she wanted, but when he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot he was going over to Sears. __________________ Safire Tetley See me on Dogster: http://www.dogster.com/?452576

03-16-2007, 05:54 PM	#14
ldenise YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Rancho Viejo, Tx Posts: 2,690	I bought my wife a mood ring the other day. When she's in a good mood, it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on my forehead! __________________ Buckeye, Ahia, Tressie, Archie & LDenise Dogs are really people with short legs in fur coats

03-16-2007, 06:04 PM	#15
veguroev Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 1,766	Living Will Information While I was watching the play-off games last weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass __________________ IF THERE ARE NO DOGS IN HEAVEN, THEN WHEN I DIE I WANT TO GO WHERE THEY GO. CHIKIS, OSCARITO,JEROME, KIKI, AND NEGRITA.