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02-07-2007, 09:17 AM | #1 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Find your name ((this was sent by my GRANDMOTHER)) We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. **Find your name and please share** Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, CaptainUnderpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
__________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts! |
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02-07-2007, 09:19 AM | #2 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| Mrs. Sloppy ChuckleNose here..........oh goodness! Mr. Dorfus ChuckleNose and Miss Tooties ChuckleNose too!
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02-07-2007, 09:21 AM | #3 |
I Love My Yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
Posts: 37,147
| I am a snooty dippin doodle
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02-07-2007, 09:24 AM | #4 |
& LuvtheCarley too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wa State/Texas
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| Boobie ChickenFanny checkin' in.
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02-07-2007, 09:25 AM | #5 |
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| Mrs. Sloppy Farkledunkin lol |
02-07-2007, 09:36 AM | #6 |
YT Addict Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Virginia
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| Mrs. Fluffy Snickle Hump saying hello ! LOL
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02-07-2007, 09:39 AM | #7 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: .
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| Hello, my name is Greasy PottyTush. Pleased to make your acquaintance. HAHAHAHHA
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02-07-2007, 09:58 AM | #9 |
I heart Sugar Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida
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| Funky Dippin Hiney. Too funny!
__________________ "If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226 |
02-07-2007, 10:00 AM | #10 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada
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| I am Crusty Potty Dunkin!
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02-07-2007, 10:01 AM | #11 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| it figures im::: sloopy potty sniffer
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02-07-2007, 10:03 AM | #12 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: USA
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| dinky chickenhead here |
02-07-2007, 10:06 AM | #13 |
Enja's Mom too! Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Raleigh, NC
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| I'm Dorfus PottyDunkin and Zeus is Dipsy PottyDunkin!
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02-07-2007, 10:10 AM | #14 |
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| Mrs. Boobie Wafflelips |
02-07-2007, 10:11 AM | #15 |
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