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01-23-2007, 10:08 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 12K Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Council Bluffs Iowa
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| This will make you laugh Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: > > >Why did God make mothers? >1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. >2. Mostly to clean the house. >3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. > > >How did God make mothers? >1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. >2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. >3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger >parts. > > >What ingredients are mothers made of ? >1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice >in the world and one dab of mean. >2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use >string, I think. > >Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom? >1. We're related. >2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. > >What kind of little girl was your mom? >1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff. >2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty >bossy. >3. They say she used to be nice. > >What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? >1. His last name. >2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get >drunk on beer? >3. Does he make at least $800 a year? >4. Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? > >Why did your Mom marry your dad? >1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a >lot. >2. She got too old to do anything else with him. >3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. > >Who's the boss at your house? >1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a >goof ball. >2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the >bed. >3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. > >What's the difference between Moms & dads? >1 . Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work. >2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. >3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause >that's who you got to ask if want to sleep over at your friend's. >4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. > >What does your Mom do in her spare time? >1. Mothers don't do spare time. >2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. > >What would it take to make your Mom perfect? >1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of >plastic surgery. >2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. > >If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be? >1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get >rid of that. >2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who >did it and not me. >3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back >of her head. |
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01-23-2007, 10:16 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Salt Lake City, UT
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| Those were hilarious! Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh
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01-23-2007, 10:19 AM | #3 |
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| That was good - It hink I have seen that before, but I am going to pass it on, just in case! THANKS!!!
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01-23-2007, 11:35 AM | #4 |
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| That was funny..only kids could come up with those answers
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01-23-2007, 11:49 AM | #5 |
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| Whew, thanks Jeanie! Everyone needs a laugh that good each day! I will be grinning about those comments all day long.
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01-23-2007, 08:30 PM | #6 |
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| Hilarious - Out of the mouths of babes.
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