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|01-10-2007, 07:18 AM||#1|
I heart Hootie & Hobbs
Join Date: Jan 2006
Liver and Cheese
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "Ho w about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...
"Liver alone. Cheese mine."
|01-10-2007, 07:30 AM||#3|
Donating YT 2000 Club Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
"Liver alone. Cheese Mine."
FlDebra and her ABCs
Annie, Ben, Candy
Promoting Healthy Breeding to the AKC Yorkshire Terrier Standard
|01-10-2007, 07:33 AM||#4|
Yorkie Kisses are the Best!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Houston TX
Blog Entries: 1
That's MY ALL TIME Fav dog joke and the only one I can remember the punch line too - I love that joke !!!
|01-10-2007, 07:34 AM||#5|
Izzy's Momma Too!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Stuart, Florida
OMG that is SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, I needed a good chuckle today:P
Tracy, Mom to Izzy and Luna
|01-10-2007, 08:25 AM||#8|
I heart Sugar
Join Date: Mar 2006
Oh I hadn't heard that one and I will definitely be using it! Funny! Thanks for sharing.
"If you have men who will exclude any of Godís creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." ó St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226
|01-10-2007, 10:29 AM||#9|
Donating YT 1000 Club Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
omg thats was so cute i cant wait to tell my hubby
FRANKIE THE LUMPKINS MOMMY