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11-29-2006, 12:55 PM | #1 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: LA
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| Can you relate?? Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my panty liner had a bunch of Kotex "Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess what, the only activities that interest me are eating..sleeping..bitching or crying for no apparent reason.. ..and oh...does ripping someone's head off count as a friggen' activity?? Look, females don't need or want "tips for living" on their feminine hygiene products. DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the crap in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer. There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store. Why don't ya just add an in-store microphone to the damn package & announce that...helloooo, another female in the store is on the rag! So take your tips for living and your cute bunnies & the smiley faces and shove them right up your ass! P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Bourbon to your packages instead? -- All I've got to say is - Bring It On! |
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11-29-2006, 01:03 PM | #2 |
Cosmo, Minnie, and Lillian Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York
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11-29-2006, 01:04 PM | #3 | |
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You should read what they have on the always peel strip...."Have a happy period!!! Only a man could have come up with this one!!
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11-29-2006, 01:05 PM | #4 | |
Cosmo, Minnie, and Lillian Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York
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oh yeah..lemme throw a party next time too! | |
11-29-2006, 01:07 PM | #5 |
Princess Bella Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: virginia
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| Lmbo!!!!!!!!!!
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11-29-2006, 01:07 PM | #6 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
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| LMAO! That is the funniest thing I have ever read! So true!
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11-29-2006, 01:14 PM | #7 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alabama
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| Too funny! |
11-29-2006, 01:28 PM | #8 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| nooooooooooooo kidding!
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11-29-2006, 01:32 PM | #9 | |
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I'm not kidding you!!! I couldn't believe it!! I called my husband into the bathroom and said LOOK!! LOOK WHAT THEY PUT ON HERE!! You know what he said!!!! well, maybe it's happy for some people!!! I looked at him and said.....then YOU have a period and tell ME how happy you are!!...that ended that conversation!
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11-29-2006, 01:35 PM | #10 | |
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