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11-17-2006, 06:56 AM | #1 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri
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| Too Funny: A must read Thought you might get a kick out of this. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men-- he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least .... 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" Regards, Walmart |
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11-17-2006, 07:34 AM | #2 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: georgia
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| Too dang funny!!!! Thanks I needed a laugh.
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11-17-2006, 07:59 AM | #3 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan
Posts: 681
| That's sooooooo funny!!! |
11-17-2006, 07:59 AM | #4 |
I heart Hootie & Hobbs Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: USA
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| OMG! HE-Larious!!!!!!!!!! |
11-17-2006, 09:13 AM | #5 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Crawfordsville, Indiana
Posts: 521
| Thank you for that, after yesterday, I needed a laugh.
__________________ Proud mommy to Holly Dixie and Buddy !!!!! |
11-17-2006, 09:58 AM | #6 |
Cosmo, Minnie, and Lillian Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New York
Posts: 3,107
| ty for sharing |
11-17-2006, 12:05 PM | #7 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
Posts: 17,329
| Very funny! HA!!! I hope you don't mind.....I forwarded this on!
__________________ Hi I'm Jenn Mom to..... Mojo,LilyGrace & DD Kate RIP Mojo FOREVER in our hearts! |
11-17-2006, 06:52 PM | #8 | |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri
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11-17-2006, 06:57 PM | #9 |
My Sun Shine's bright Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Georiga
Posts: 2,353
| Thanks I really did need it.
__________________ My beautiful Sunshine Me & my Gang |
11-17-2006, 07:34 PM | #10 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Alabama
Posts: 17,674
| Thanks for the laugh,I really needed one! |
11-19-2006, 04:41 PM | #11 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY
Posts: 1,729
| That was great! Thanks. Judy |
11-19-2006, 05:03 PM | #12 |
YT Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rockwell, NC
Posts: 465
| Thank You! Thank You, Thank You! I needed that! Teri
__________________ Phipps' Pretty Pooches Rockwell, NC 28138 |
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