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10-30-2006, 12:42 PM | #1 |
Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member | Top 10 Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning...and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex... 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
__________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube |
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10-30-2006, 12:54 PM | #3 |
Just me 'n my boys Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Murphy, TX
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10-30-2006, 12:55 PM | #4 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| i like that.. very good... we know where you mimd is????
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10-30-2006, 12:56 PM | #5 |
I <3 Ferdinand Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Arizona
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| LOL, I've never seen that one before.
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10-30-2006, 01:12 PM | #6 | |
Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member | Quote:
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10-30-2006, 01:19 PM | #7 |
I Love My Yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
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| LOL!!!!
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10-30-2006, 01:34 PM | #8 |
The grace of god Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: LA
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| lol hah Thats a good one!!!
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10-30-2006, 01:41 PM | #9 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | ROTF !!!!!!!!!!! I Loved #4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. hahaha I know just where I'm sending these - thanks Mike - they're great ! |
10-30-2006, 02:02 PM | #10 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Alabama
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| omg too funny this one's my fave!! 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
__________________ A pet's love is true right from the start, through good times and bad, like sharing one heart. |
10-30-2006, 02:19 PM | #11 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member | thats awesome !! |
10-30-2006, 07:11 PM | #12 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
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| HAHA that's hilarious No banning going on here! |
10-30-2006, 07:16 PM | #13 |
Mojo, LilyGrace & Me Donating Member Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: cuddling with my babies<3
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| OMG - Those were GREAT!!!! Thanks so much for that....I needed a good laugh tonight! I had to forward this on............
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10-30-2006, 07:31 PM | #14 | |
Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member | Quote:
I just noticed simonandhallie.com. That's AWESOME!
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10-30-2006, 07:34 PM | #15 |
YT Addict Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Rockwell, NC
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| I needed that! Thanks, Teri
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