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10-20-2006, 09:03 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 10K Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alabama
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| Humor from Alabama -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alabama Dumb Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. You must have windshield wipers on your car. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Masks may not be worn in public. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. You may not drive barefooted. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. Incestous marriages are legal. Anniston You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. Jasper It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. Lee County It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. Mobile It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels. Montgomery It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed) |
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10-20-2006, 09:42 AM | #2 |
Princess Bella Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: virginia
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| Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. LOL! hilarious! hahhaa
__________________ I miss you two more then words can express, but I still have hope that I'll find you and hold you again! Tucker and Teddy always say: "If I want it, it's mine and if I put it in my mouth, it's food." |
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