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06-11-2006, 01:01 PM | #1 |
My Little Biker Dude Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alabama
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| Women Comeback Lines Women comback lines Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
__________________ ******************** Debbie G. - Oscar's Mom ********** PRAYERS FOR ALL THOSE KICKING CANCER'S BUTT!!! ****************** RIP SHARON 8-10-63 to 9-21-08 |
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06-11-2006, 02:39 PM | #2 |
Luv My Butterflies Donating Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: The Big Easy
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06-11-2006, 02:59 PM | #3 |
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06-11-2006, 03:03 PM | #4 |
I love my boys! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston
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| haha- love it!
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06-12-2006, 12:43 PM | #5 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
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| i like that
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06-12-2006, 12:50 PM | #6 |
My Little Princess Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: SUNNY,FLORIDA
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| LOL !!!! GOOD ONE
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06-12-2006, 01:01 PM | #7 |
Yorkies Rock My World! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina
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| Lololol!!!!!!!!!! Right On!!!
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06-12-2006, 06:26 PM | #8 |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
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| Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. I've used that one before What a big nerd to actually ask a woman that in a bar. My good friend had a favorite pick up line that she used and it was hilarious. Woman: Do You Believe in Love at First Sight? Man: I don't know Woman: Well let me walk by again Makes me giggle every time. |
06-12-2006, 06:30 PM | #9 | |
My Little Biker Dude Donating Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alabama
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__________________ ******************** Debbie G. - Oscar's Mom ********** PRAYERS FOR ALL THOSE KICKING CANCER'S BUTT!!! ****************** RIP SHARON 8-10-63 to 9-21-08 | |
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