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05-03-2006, 08:04 AM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 705
| The New Alphabet! A is for Apple, and B is for Boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before Beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C is the chest pains, perhaps cardiac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow! P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R for reflux, one meal turns to two. S for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T for Tinnitus; there are bells in my ears! U is for urinary; big troubles with flow; V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy" you know. W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y is another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind. I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed |
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05-03-2006, 08:11 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
Posts: 4,637
| LOL! That is really funny!
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05-03-2006, 06:14 PM | #3 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Fredonia, KS
Posts: 755
| That's cute!! The sad thing is that I think that everything from A to Z applies to me!!!
__________________ Diana and Reuger Take time to laugh. It is the music of the soul. |
05-03-2006, 06:17 PM | #4 |
I love my boys! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Houston
Posts: 1,913
| hahahaha wow
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