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04-30-2006, 05:11 AM | #1 |
Yorkies Rock My World! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina
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| Joke time!! Too funny! Just got this from one of the people I met at our Yorkie Meetup! This is too cute! Disclaimer: by posting this I do not mean any disrespect to our Hispanic friends! ******************************* Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ........ "Liver alone. Cheese mine." GUESS WHO GOT THE GIRL!!
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04-30-2006, 06:02 AM | #2 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | I LOVE THAT JOKE !! I heard it before but read it again - it's soooooooooo cute and for some reason (being in Texas) I can so relate to the accent ! |
05-02-2006, 03:44 AM | #3 |
Yorkies Rock My World! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina
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| Cracked me up, too!!! lolololol
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05-02-2006, 06:31 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Queens, NY
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| Lol!~
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05-02-2006, 06:35 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 9000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: North Carolina :)
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| LOL Too cute!!!
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05-02-2006, 06:36 AM | #6 |
Always In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Lone Star State
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| too funny... ditto on what Villette said.. can totally relate to that accent..... hee hee .. made my day!! |
05-02-2006, 07:21 AM | #7 |
Tilly & Sami Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Syracuse, Utah
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| That was Cheesey totaly cute... |
05-02-2006, 08:02 AM | #8 | |
Yorkies Rock My World! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina
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| Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Jo, you are sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!! Quote:
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05-02-2006, 11:46 AM | #9 | |
Tilly & Sami Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Syracuse, Utah
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05-02-2006, 11:52 AM | #10 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
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| LOL! That is very cute!
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05-02-2006, 12:00 PM | #11 |
Waiting for my Little Girl Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: miami, florida
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| lol! i've heard this before! too cute!
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