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04-17-2006, 11:32 AM | #1 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005
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| Why I Love Women! > >>WHY I LOVE MOM > >>Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's > >>getting > >>late. I think I'll go to bed." > >>She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's > >>lunches. > >>Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for > >>supper the > >>following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar > >>container > >> put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for > >>brewing > >>the next morning. > >> > >>She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothe! s > >>into the > >>washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose >button > >> > >>She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back > >>on the > >>charger and ! put the telephone book into the drawer. > >> > >>She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket! and hun g up a towel > >>to dry. > >> > >>She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by > >>the desk > >>and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the > >>field trip, > >>and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. > >> > >>She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the > >>envelope > >>and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her > >>purse. > >>Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night > >>solution > >>&age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed > >>her nails > >>Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." > >> > >>"I'm on my way," she said. > >>She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, > >>then made > >>sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on. > >>She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside > >>lamps and TV > >>s, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had > >>a brief > >>conversation with the one up still doing homework. > >>In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next >>day, > >>straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most > >>important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized > >>the > >>accomplishment of her goals. > >>About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in > >>particular > >> "I'm going to bed." > >>And he did...without! another thought. > >> > >>Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women > >>live longer...? > >> > >>CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL..... (and we can't die sooner, > >>we still > >>have things to do!!!!) |
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04-19-2006, 07:23 AM | #2 |
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| LOL...that is too funny, and how true....It all sounds so familiar...great post!
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04-19-2006, 08:22 AM | #3 |
Lily Loves Maximus Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri
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| I really liked that!
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04-19-2006, 08:28 AM | #4 |
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| Very nice, thanks for sharing
__________________ Teri Owned by and completely devoted to Tucker... Maddie, we will always love you Bandit, you are always in my heart Proud Member SSLS |
04-19-2006, 08:30 AM | #5 |
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| Gosh you were talking about me
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04-19-2006, 08:36 AM | #6 |
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| that was funny, yet so true!
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