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04-18-2006, 08:13 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Fredonia, KS
Posts: 755
| If My Body WERE A CAR..... I found this while cleaning out my e-mail messages and thought some of you might enjoy it!! IF MY BODY WERE A CAR If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! I had a friend that turned 50 a couple of years ago. Her family put a picture from high school and had this printed beside her picture. NOT FOR SALE Classic 1954 Model, one of a kind, high mileage, some rust, original parts, one owner, warranty has expired. Still reliable & in fair working condition, headlights drooping, backfires occasionally, seat sagging some. No offer good enough.
__________________ Diana and Reuger Take time to laugh. It is the music of the soul. |
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04-18-2006, 08:13 AM | #2 |
Always In My Heart Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Lone Star State
Posts: 3,393
| lol.... |
04-18-2006, 08:36 AM | #3 |
Yorkies Rock My World! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina
Posts: 4,721
| Oh this is TOO FUNNY!! I think all body shop/mechanic shops should have this posted in their waiting rooms, lol!!
__________________ Glad Mom to Jasper, Wosie & Dreama, RIP sweet babies. |
04-18-2006, 08:41 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
Posts: 4,637
| LMAO! Very cute! People are very creative!
__________________ Heather, Chloe Lynn and Daisy May |
04-18-2006, 09:33 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brittany France
Posts: 2,420
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__________________ Anne, Pippa, Jake Woody |
04-18-2006, 10:32 AM | #6 |
Donating YT 9000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: North Carolina :)
Posts: 10,616
| I have someone to send that too!! Thanks for sharing!!!!!
__________________ Friends are God's way of apologizing for our relatives. "Love & Support Our YT Members" Gina & Princess Member of the SSLS |
04-18-2006, 10:38 AM | #7 |
& Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
Posts: 8,164
| My car would have a big crack in the frame/unibody right now.
__________________ Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue' "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~Anatole France~ |
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