Tell a Fib!! Have you ever wanted to tell a fib? I so wanted to on the forum that wanted to know my profession. I've always been a homemaker and that doesn't sound too glamorous....so I thought maybe we'd have a place to come and just let loose and tell a little (or a big) fib about ourselves!! Here goes--- I used to be an airline stewardess and travel all around the world. I'm tall, blond, THIN, and 25 years old. We live in a mansion and I have someone come in to cook and clean. (I so wish!!!) I also have 5 yorkies.....and my husband just loves them!!!!! How about you? Do you have any fibs that are just dying to be told? |
LOL You are too funny! The strange part is that if I could change my life to make it sound exactly how I want this would be my fib... I am a house wife and I always have been. :D LOL, like my grandmother always said, the grass is always greener on the other side! |
Oh by the way...I am married to a RICH man ;) |
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On the profession thread...I really wanted to post that I was a high class call girl.....just for the reaction :rolleyes: |
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Diana if it makes ya feel any better...I am impressed that you drive the tractor. :) Btw, for you stay at homes....you can have my real job... |
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You could have gotten some raised eyebrows for posting that!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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I used to have a full sized van that had the starter going out. You never knew when you'd have trouble. Well, my husband told me that if I ever had trouble to get underneath and use a screwdriver to get it started. Wouldn't you know that I was out of town (40 miles away) and it wouldn't start. Sure enough I had to crawl underneath with a screwdriver to get it started. He got it fixed after that. I was NOT too happy about it. |
I only date professional sports players. Here is my last boyfriend (and Stewie's father): http://www.whitesoxwired.com/bio_rowand.shtml (actually, the hilarious thing is that once I posted on here that Stewie's dad is on the Sox and I love to spend his money. People actually believed me. I was just making a joke, but I got some PMs from people asking me for my boyfriend's autograph or for a phone call from him :P I had fun trying to explain to YT members that I was just joking and I never mentioned him again for fear that I would get the same response.) |
Anyone Else??? :) :) :) |
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Ahhh, ya should've told them ya caught the b-stard cheatin' on ya....marriage over ;) |
I am a back up dance for variousfamous bands!lol I can't dance to save my soul but it's something I've always wanted to do?? DianaB I worked for 33 years and now I am EARLY, not my doing, retired and I love being a housewife, except I hate to cook and I hate housework, my dtr's 20 but I love being home!! |
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