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03-28-2006, 07:57 AM | #1 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn
Posts: 682
| Tues Joke... Good morning everyone, I bring good tithings in the form of humor... A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ......." He sighs... "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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03-28-2006, 08:00 AM | #2 |
& Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
Posts: 8,164
| Good One!
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03-28-2006, 08:22 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
Posts: 4,021
| I have a neice who is the original blonde joke. Thanks, I'll put this in her email box today!
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03-28-2006, 09:12 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 9000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: North Carolina :)
Posts: 10,616
| LOL Too funny!!!!
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03-28-2006, 09:14 AM | #5 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
Posts: 4,637
| LOL! Very funny!
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03-28-2006, 09:18 AM | #6 |
Gina, (Lexi's Mommy) Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: LONG ISLAND,NY
Posts: 10,455
| very good,, i liked it
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03-28-2006, 10:04 AM | #7 |
YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mt. Ulla, NC
Posts: 683
| Drink about came out of my nose....... That was a great joke Crystal
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