|
Welcome to the YorkieTalk.com Forums Community - the community for Yorkshire Terriers. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You will be able to chat with over 35,000 YorkieTalk members, read over 2,000,000 posted discussions, and view more than 15,000 Yorkie photos in the YorkieTalk Photo Gallery after you register. We would love to have you as a member! Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please click here to contact us. |
|
| LinkBack | Thread Tools |
02-24-2006, 10:33 PM | #1 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gainesville
Posts: 224
| Favorite Pickup Line What is your favorite pickup line? I am trying to work up the cajones to try this on a girl: Are those space jeans you're wearing? Cuz' that @ss is out of this WORLD How can that not work. I mean seriously. Come on
__________________ Yoshi Wants To Be Your Dog's Friend. He Told Me So. Then He Pooped. Join Yoshi's List of Friends On Dogster! |
Welcome Guest! | |
02-24-2006, 10:37 PM | #2 | |
Inactive Account Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Orange County, CA
Posts: 4,387
| Quote:
As corney as that line is.... It made me bust out laughing... I'd say if this girl doesn't laugh at the line you don't want her anyways! Oh, unless you're into the classy, icy, no fun type of girl. Good luck! Oh - I'm a girl by the way!
__________________ | |
02-24-2006, 10:43 PM | #3 | |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 1,216
| Quote:
sorry but I have to be honest. I think the worst is "do I make you horney?" I usually just ignore the person. If I weren't so nice and afraid of hurting their feelings I probably would say something like "no, actually you make me want to vomit." I think the best way to pick up a woman is to say something like "I noticed you from across the room and haven't been able to take my eyes off you! Can I get you a drink?" or "Am I the only one whos noticed this? You're lighting up this room with your beauty and I can help but staring. Do you mind if I sit here? What was your name?" see I like a guy who isn't going to try all these cheesy pick up lines. It shows he's only seemingly interested in only one thing. I want to know a guy is interested in me for more then just my body. I want a guy to approach me and be sincere with his statement and to be respectful of my space. If you were to say the pick up line you stated it would make me feel very uncomfortable but it would make me laugh and I'd probably talk to you anyways cause you seem like a funny guy.
__________________ Tigger's dogster http://www.dogster.com/?257308 Bear's dogster: www.dogster.com/?368626. Krystal, John, Tigger and Baby Bear. | |
02-24-2006, 10:46 PM | #4 | |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 1,216
| Quote:
Yeah I'm classy but I'm a lot of fun too. I can be a wild child while still being classy. it's not hard.....
__________________ Tigger's dogster http://www.dogster.com/?257308 Bear's dogster: www.dogster.com/?368626. Krystal, John, Tigger and Baby Bear. | |
02-25-2006, 05:22 AM | #5 |
YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Effingham, Illinois
Posts: 2,535
| " Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?" Just kidding! Don't use that one! |
02-25-2006, 05:30 AM | #6 | |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Virginia
Posts: 800
| Quote:
| |
02-25-2006, 06:32 AM | #7 | |
I Love My Monkeys! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV
Posts: 11,166
| Quote:
I know, horrible but it makes me giggle every time I see it or hear it Who could go wrong with space jeans hahahahhahahhahahahha | |
02-25-2006, 07:32 AM | #8 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
Posts: 6,306
| Can I get some fries to go with that shake?
__________________ Kristy & Stewie |
02-25-2006, 07:33 AM | #9 |
Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago
Posts: 6,306
| If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? LOLOLOL
__________________ Kristy & Stewie |
02-25-2006, 07:42 AM | #10 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 3,437
| If you can get a girl to laugh, Dan, you're there!!! As funny as your posts are, you must be inundated!! BTW are you in Florida? I used to live in Hawthorn just outside of Gainesville and spent a lot of time there and in Ocala...
__________________ Sherry Lynn Dublin and Widget |
02-25-2006, 07:44 AM | #11 | |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | Quote:
| |
02-25-2006, 07:47 AM | #12 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 3,437
| Haha!! He'd just LOVE to see a middle-aged house frau show up!!
__________________ Sherry Lynn Dublin and Widget |
02-25-2006, 08:13 AM | #13 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gainesville
Posts: 224
| mylittletigger, i stand by my space jeans line. it has SPACE JEANS! If I was a girl, the moment someone put two words together like "space jeans" it would be over. I'd be smitten. I think you would be too. Don't be afraid to give in. Sherry, yeah I live in Gainesville, about 2 minutes away from University of Florida campus. From what I gather, you have been known to bring a guy some cigars, so you can stop in whenever you want Here's another: Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have FINE written all over you or Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath! That one is also especially key because it involves pirates. And pirates are nature's aphrodesiacs...as everyone knows.
__________________ Yoshi Wants To Be Your Dog's Friend. He Told Me So. Then He Pooped. Join Yoshi's List of Friends On Dogster! |
02-25-2006, 08:21 AM | #14 | |
And Morgan Too! Donating Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Puyallup, WA
Posts: 1,180
| Quote:
You are Killing me over here. That is the best thing ever!!!
__________________ Courtney Bailey Morgan KICKING CANCER'S BUTT, ONE CHEMO TREATMENT AT A TIME!!! Member of the SSLS (Secret Sisterhood Ladybug Society) | |
02-25-2006, 08:21 AM | #15 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ohio
Posts: 201
| Forget the pickup line B/S. A girl with any intelligence will see throught it right away. If she's dumb enough to fall for it do you really want to be with her anyway? Be sincere, it always works and it doesn't make you look like a jerk. |
Bookmarks |
|
|
| |
|
|
SHOP NOW: Amazon :: eBay :: Buy.com :: Newegg :: PetStore :: Petco :: PetSmart