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02-17-2006, 08:09 AM | #1 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn
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| TGIF Joke 3... This one had my LOL... So the other day I went to the supermarket, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi lover. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
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02-17-2006, 08:21 AM | #2 | |
YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Midwest
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Hahahaha! Thats good! Francie | |
02-17-2006, 11:06 AM | #3 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NJ
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| Where do you get these things? That was excellent! Thanks for sharing.
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02-17-2006, 11:09 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Missouri
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| Very funny. LOL
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