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01-23-2006, 08:26 AM | #1 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kentucky
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| Dog for Sale (cute joke) A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of > >a > > > > house: > > > > > > > > "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells > >him the > > dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees > >a Labrador retriever sitting there. > > > > "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your > >story?" > > > > The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could > >talk > > when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I > >told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had > > me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies > >and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be > > eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight > >years running." > > > > "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I > >wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I > > signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover > >security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. > > I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of > >medals." > > > > "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just > >retired." > > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he > >wants for the dog. > > > > "Ten dollars," the guy says. > > > > "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling > >him so cheap?" > > > > "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff." |
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01-23-2006, 08:30 AM | #2 |
& Bailey & Bella Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio
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| That's a good one,
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01-23-2006, 08:35 AM | #3 |
Mommy To 3 Poochies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New York
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| LOLOLOLOL!! hahahaha
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01-23-2006, 10:50 AM | #4 |
Mommy's Love Bugs Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Northern Virginia!
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| very funny LOL |
01-23-2006, 01:22 PM | #5 |
Donating YT Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brooklyn
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| LOL... too funny!!!
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01-23-2006, 01:41 PM | #7 |
Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sapulpa, Oklahoma
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| OMG.........LOLOLOLOL
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01-23-2006, 01:41 PM | #8 |
Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hesperia, CA
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| LOL tee hee ha ha ha ha |
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