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01-16-2006, 11:51 AM | #1 |
Yorkie Kisses are the Best! Donating Member | TO Make you Smile I just got this in my email from Pat (Muffiesmom) and thought it was tooooo funny - now this is a joke I can actually remember the punchline to Speeding Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't uttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks. "Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119." |
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01-16-2006, 11:53 AM | #2 |
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01-16-2006, 11:54 AM | #3 |
My Yorkie is my life Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Houston, Texas
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| you were right...that did make me smile. thank you for that! Tpday hasnt been the best day!
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01-16-2006, 11:56 AM | #4 |
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| very cute that was a good one
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01-16-2006, 11:57 AM | #5 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Maylene AL
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| Very funny! I loved it! I wish I knew where the LOL rolling on the floor character was! Made me laugh - first time all day!
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01-16-2006, 12:01 PM | #6 |
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| Hahahahahahahahaha Pat sent it to me too, very cute!! MunchkinsMom, when you are writing a reply or a new post, the smilies to the right of the box have a [More] click-on link. There you will find the smilie you are looking for! Don't feel bad, I had been here 4 months before I found it, LOL!!
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01-16-2006, 12:12 PM | #7 |
Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Maylene AL
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| Okay, I won't be too , and thank you for showing it to me. The rest of the story is I knew it was there, and had pulled it up and looked before - but I didn't move the bar across the bottom to realize it had 2 rows of characters - not just one. DUH!!!! Live and learn!
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01-16-2006, 12:16 PM | #8 |
Mommy's Baby Doo Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: DesMoines ,Ia
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| that was funny
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01-16-2006, 01:15 PM | #9 |
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| Thanks for the laugh. That was cute. |
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