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06-12-2013, 07:24 AM | #1 |
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| Dog Food Diet Unbelievable..... So I'm at Wal-mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with food Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it.
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06-12-2013, 10:18 AM | #2 |
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| OMG! BWAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious!
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06-12-2013, 10:20 AM | #3 |
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| I was beginning to wonder why no one had commented. I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
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06-12-2013, 10:21 AM | #4 |
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| I read it to my son and was crying!! Haha!
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06-12-2013, 10:21 AM | #5 |
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| Laughing my head off.
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06-12-2013, 10:21 AM | #6 |
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| I read that once before Linda. I thought it was beyond hysterical!!
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06-12-2013, 10:22 AM | #7 |
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| Isn't it? I laughed all morning after I read it. It still tickles me.
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06-12-2013, 10:24 AM | #8 |
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| Soooooooooo funny! LOL! |
06-12-2013, 10:53 AM | #9 |
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| This is something my father would do. Hilarious! I can't tell you how many times we have been asked if we have a puppy when we buy piddle pads.
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06-12-2013, 11:05 AM | #10 |
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| Absolutely hilarious I laughed so hard I got teary eyed!
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06-14-2013, 10:28 AM | #11 |
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| Thats sooo funny! I remember reading that years ago and it was hysterical then and still is! LOL
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06-14-2013, 02:43 PM | #12 |
Tiny♥HoldsLotsOfLove Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Ohio
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| HAHA!!! That made my day!
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