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07-10-2012, 06:12 PM | #1 |
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| The Blonde's Replacement Windows REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot. |
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07-10-2012, 06:30 PM | #3 |
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| This blonde is so glad you set him straight ! They look at our hair color & think they can pull one over on us....silly men.
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07-10-2012, 06:32 PM | #4 |
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| Haha!!! That's awesome.
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07-10-2012, 06:42 PM | #5 |
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| I thought this was pretty funny Didn't we used to have a joke forum though? |
07-10-2012, 06:46 PM | #6 |
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| Loved it! Used to love the blonde jokes even though I'm one! Have any more?
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07-10-2012, 06:55 PM | #7 |
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| Bwahahahahaha good one!!!
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07-10-2012, 06:59 PM | #8 |
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07-10-2012, 07:39 PM | #9 |
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| I love it! Hilarious! Thanks for sharing that.
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07-10-2012, 08:07 PM | #10 |
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| hahahahaha that is so funny. |
07-10-2012, 11:33 PM | #11 |
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| good one.
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07-11-2012, 02:45 AM | #12 |
YT 2000 Club Donating Member | Q. Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A. So brunettes can remember them. Q. What do you call 4 blondes laying down? A. An air mattress.
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07-11-2012, 04:05 AM | #13 |
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| Hehehehe! Hahahaha! Thanks!
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07-13-2012, 02:30 AM | #14 |
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| I'm so retelling this one.
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