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11-20-2005, 05:27 AM | #1 |
Double Trouble Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: FLORIDA
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| Funny, but true Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
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11-20-2005, 05:31 AM | #2 |
Donating YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Charlotte
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| That was TOO funny and SO true!!!!
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11-20-2005, 05:32 AM | #3 |
YT Addict Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Indiana
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| Haha, those are soo funny! It really makes you think! I have to send this to my mom |
11-20-2005, 05:57 AM | #4 |
Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Jersey
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| Too funny!! I have ALWAYS wondered about the bugs in the light fixture!! And the shopping cart one - I have a friend in a wheelchair, and he says its the funniest thing - anytime he accidently runs over peoples toes, they always apologize to him!! He says its always awkward, and he used to get really embarrassed. Now he just tells them that it's okay, and keeps on rollin' on!
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07-17-2007, 10:38 PM | #5 |
Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: U.S.A
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| HAHA. . . THAT IS TOO FUNNY! LOL! AND IT IS SO TRUE ABOUT THE REMOTE... LOL PRESSIN HARDER ON IT, WHEN YOU KNO THE BATTERIES ARE ALMOST OUT LOL!
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07-18-2007, 02:45 AM | #6 |
Spoilin' Tilly & Jack Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Indiana
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| Very true!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
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07-18-2007, 03:48 AM | #7 |
No Longer a Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ
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| The bank one is because well... The bank is run by Satan. |
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